Here’s a bunch of anti memes (the best type of memes)
(via ellen-ology)
when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
(via ellen-ology)
I had a very young kid with a hereditary heart condition come in today to be seen. My colleague excitedly told him that I play “that ‘dungeons and dragons’ game just like you do!”
The kid deadpans me with “I DM for 8 people who keep splitting the party, I think that’s why I’m really here.”
Relatable, kid, relatable.
(via pulchrabelle)
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(via rexstorm)
i love adding explosions mid sentence. like i could be in the middle of rambling about something or i could be attempting to be funny and then i’ll j💥
thank you. please dont do this to me
what is your problem
HELLO ????????
and you werent wrong. what the fuck
(via ellen-ology)
i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”
this is what i’m all about babyyyyy
They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.
well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps
(via ellen-ology)
jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
- saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
- saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
- saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control
(via rexstorm)
